Ironman!!!

Contrary to what my modest self might want to say I really am Ironman. If when in fact by saying iron one is referring to an iron ball that is brings someone down and when you say man you really mean he whom you called Ironman has a long ways to go before he will be a good man, then yes in fact I am Ironman. When it comes down to it we are where we are because of Jackie. She is the most amazing woman in the entire world. She could be doing anything right now, but despite her endless and unlimited potential she chose to live in a basement with me... I'm fairly sure when we get to the otherside we will get up to the steps of Heaven and God will be like "Hey Jackie you did great welcome home!" then look in my direction and be like "Except for this thing, what happened Jac?" When it comes down to it, I will never be able to even come close to matching Jackie in anything. She is a genious, she graduated in the Nursing Honors Society and she also made Dean's list in one of the toughest programs ever. And sheesh all in 1 year!!! They crammed 2 years of intense nursing classes and labs into 1 year of non stop chaos. Yet somehow she still excelled like it was nothing. And then you have me cracking open a bottle of Yoo-Hoo because I passed my classes. Her current GPA is 3.7, all that while she's cranking out 12 hour lab shifts and taking crazy amount of credit hours(last semester was a crazy, crazy, crazy 20 credit hours) ...(ouch)... if someone were to look at all this they might say 'Dang, she is one amazing lady', but no... no, no, no.... this is not all, at the same time she holds the dificult position of being a nursery teacher for 12 1.5 year olds. For anyone who has been blessed with that incredible position then they know how energy draining it is. She does it, and she does it all while she knows in the back of her mind that as soon as she gets home she will not be able to sleep the rest of the day, but she will have to get home and start memorizing drugs and other such things. Crazy yes, could I do it no. If someone were to read this they might be like 'Dang, thats one crazy amazing lady', but no... no, no, no. Not only does Jackie have all of that but then on top of that she has what i like to call the Tyler factor, yes the Tyler factor. Which is actually fairly complex to calculate by hand so I will give a less accurate method of calculation that will still give us the desired result(5% error margin). Essentially what it comes down to is that for every challenge one might face in life, that challenge is mulitplied in difficulty by the number of years that person has been living with the Tyler. In this case Jackie is up to 3 years with the Tyler which means all her challenges are that difficulty x 3. For example those 20 credit hours she took is really like saying she took 60 credit hours to someone not affect by the Tyler. Those 12 1.5 year olds that she watches for 2 hours every Sunday is really for the person affected by the Tyler the same as 36 1.5 year olds for 6 hours for 3 days of the week. Pretty incredible when you think about it. So everything you thought you knew about Jackie forget... and then remember Jackie x 3. So actually... don't forget it yet, but instead multiply it by 3 then save that as the new everything you know about Jackie, then you can go back and erase the old everything you know about Jackie. So, there you have it. Jackie you are the most amazing and incredible woman in the entire world and only the biggest fool/loser in the entire world would ever not recognize that what you have done, are doing, and will do is incredible. I am and as long as I have you in my life will always be the luckiest man in the whole world, and I'll try not to hold you back as much as I can help it. Tyler = loves Jackie.

P.S. Your rockin hot body still drives me crazy.
P.P.S. That was for Jackie, not the reader who is not Jackie